As Seen on TV

We live in constant fear that Madyson is going to discover the Home Shopping Network. I am fully convinced that she watches tv only for the commercials. On a very regular basis she informs us of a new product that will make her life complete. The latest is the foot washing thing. Um yeah, she's 82 now. I guess her 8 year old body just won't bend down far enough to allow her to adequately wash her feet. I found it in Walgreens and added it to her growing collection of "As Seen On TV" products.

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I would suggest skipping the Touch N Brush. It's a BIG mess waiting to happen unless you have countless hours to clean up toothpaste.....and if you do, would you just come clean the toothpaste in my bathroom sink instead?

We have three pillow pets actually. I'm still not sure what the big deal about them is. Who wants a pillow that looks like an animal???

I don't get a lot of the things sold on TV. Some are admittedly decent and useful looking products but recently the one that just makes me go into a long rant (as evidenced by this whole post) is this product:

When did we become so lazy we can't get up and put on a pair of jeans???? Seriously??? If you can't be bothered with getting dressed....just stay at home. Thank you.