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Friday, January 7, 2011

The first list of 2011

I have so many random things I feel the need to comment on and there is no way to make them all flow in any sensible fashion.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present a list:

1. After watching the Bachelor Monday night and seeing the girl with fangs and then realizing that they are REAL, my only question was: Who is crazier, the girl with fangs or Brad for keeping her in the running? Why would it ever occur to anyone to keep someone who is so obviously mentally unstable that they would have their teeth shaved into fangs? Men. Who knows what they want anymore, but if it's fangs, count me out.

2. I always get weird looks when I say it would be so perfect to marry a gay man. Think about that for a few minutes. Wouldn't it? Anyway, I'm always told that it's impossible and get over that thought. After watching Toddlers and Tiaras may I present a gay man married to a woman:








I dare you to say he's not. What I joke about apparently is a reality for this couple.

3. When I read this week that Camille Grammar may not be returning to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills I literally said out loud, "YES! THANK YOU!" She is without a doubt in the top three of most annoying housewives along with Danielle from New Jersey and Kelly from New York. Now that Danielle is gone and possibly Camille, can we do something to get rid of Kelly please? It's bad enough she ran off my fave housewife ever (Bethenny), but now I have to watch her again for another season.

4. It really makes my heart happy to see the story of the homeless man go from nothing to a great job and a home. He really does have an awesome voice. I also love more than anything that he acknowledged this knew success is the result of a God given talent.

5. As I'm sitting here writing, my brother and I are having a debate over whether ghosts are/could be real. Of course I don't believe in ghosts, but nothing gives me pleasure like arguing with him about a ridiculous subject. It makes me laugh. I've laughed so much at him tonight that he is accusing me of drinking the wine instead of cooking with it. I didn't. He just doesn't know how much I still love annoying him. It's one of life's simple joys.

6. I'm fully immersed in planning a really exciting trip. More details to follow later.

7. Jiggy is so stinking cute, he makes me briefly consider getting a dog.

8. I wish Modern Family came on every night. Anyone who ever wants to buy me a gift for no reason at all is welcome to buy me Season 1 on DVD.

9. Why are there commercials for period related needs, male "issues", contraceptives and other VERY personal items on tv? When you need those things, don't we all know where to get them and how to handle the situation by now? Why do they always come on tv when you're sitting there with your dad, brother or other person that makes it incredibly awkward?

10. This photo is a little sneak peak of something I'm working on for the blog in the next couple of weeks......stay tuned.




11. Somehow all in one week I've had to buy tires, have my oil changed, new wiper blades and windshield wiper fluid for my car. I'm pretty sure it would have been cheaper to just buy a new car.


12. I've been planning a birthday party for a certain little girl. The theme is Wizards of Waverly Place. This is the first year, with the exception of the year we did a Barney party, that we have not had a princess party. I'd be lying if I said my heart isn't a little sad. This means she's growing up doesn't it?


13. For some reason I just had a moment where everything left my head and I couldn't remember how to spell "lying". Again, I promise I did NOT drink the wine.






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