And Kermit thought it was hard being green......

So, we're leaving tomorrow for a nice long week at the beach. I began packing last night and it was then I realized I have a real issue with beach related skin care products.

I so badly want to be one of those beautifully tanned people. Alas, I have the whitest skin.....you know....ever. I'm sure I'll have a nice long future of dermatologist visits to have various moles and other pale people related issues examined and what not.



I have packed various tanning products for reasons I can't explain. Wishful thinking? I don't know. I do know I have a real problem because every time I go I will wear my Sunblock from the top row diligently. Then something will snap in me around day 5 and I just HAVE to try the bottom row.

I'll let you fill in the blank with what the result never fails to be.

*sigh*